{"id":105,"date":"2004-02-09T03:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T03:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2008-07-08T22:33:23","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T03:33:23","slug":"no-you-just-need-to-jump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2004\/no-you-just-need-to-jump\/","title":{"rendered":"Helpless in Asheville"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ken posted to my site!  Ken, that means you can do no wrong!  Get posting to your OWN site, you madman!!! :>  Gimme a buzz if you need help&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/etterman.com\">Ken Etterman<\/a> writes <i>&#8220;Mike, nice job keeping up you blog, I notice you&#8217;ve been very regular (with the blog I mean). I would like to jump start mine again, you as always motivate me in that direction. Hope you guys are well &#8211; lets get connected soon.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ken posted to my site! Ken, that means you can do no wrong! Get posting to your OWN site, you madman!!! :> Gimme a buzz if you need help&#8230; Ken Etterman writes &#8220;Mike, nice job keeping up you blog, I notice you&#8217;ve been very regular (with the blog I mean). I would like to jump &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2004\/no-you-just-need-to-jump\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Helpless in Asheville<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-my-rowdy-friends","category-chatter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9M0Zg-1H","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":107,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2004\/are-you-guys-still-out-there\/","url_meta":{"origin":105,"position":0},"title":"Are you guys still out there?","author":"m","date":"May 8, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Ken Etterman writes \"What's up in the B-M home. 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The US Intelligence intercepted a cell phone call to the Tikrit Dominos on Tigris Blvd. Saddam ordered a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All My Rowdy Friends&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All My Rowdy Friends","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/category\/all-my-rowdy-friends\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":298,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2008\/the-ultimate-practical-joke-site\/","url_meta":{"origin":105,"position":3},"title":"The Ultimate Practical Joke Site","author":"m","date":"July 18, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"The world's greatest practical joke site was created recently. It's called NiceCritic, and I got victimized today at work. When I sat down at my computers this morning, my inbox had this to say: It seems like your thong is showing. - an anonymous \"nice critic\" Now I received the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All My Rowdy Friends&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All My Rowdy Friends","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/category\/all-my-rowdy-friends\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1929,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2014\/chicago-and-vu-homecoming\/","url_meta":{"origin":105,"position":4},"title":"Chicago and VU Homecoming","author":"m","date":"October 12, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Spent Wednesday through Sunday with Erik Keith Matt Ken Mark Tim Tara Kristen Kari Kristine Kathleen Bob Jon and lots more... Wednesday Direct flight on Southwest, oh yeah - brought snacks and \"The Good Lord Bird\" - smooth sailing.\u00a0 Beautiful and brisk at Midway.\u00a0 Walked around with Revco blasting in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Daily Life&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Daily Life","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/category\/daily-life\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":91,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2003\/animal-commune\/","url_meta":{"origin":105,"position":5},"title":"Dogproofing the cat litterbox room","author":"m","date":"September 14, 2003","format":false,"excerpt":"Our most recently inducted family members Julian and Simon, being feline, desired a place to discretely excrete. But our dogs wanted none of that! Thinking fast, I recollected the experiences of our good friends and \"cat people\", brother and sister Ken Etterman and Kimberly Welch. 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