{"id":161,"date":"2006-03-27T14:12:09","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T19:12:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/27\/woody-allen-philoscophizin\/"},"modified":"2011-04-16T00:21:56","modified_gmt":"2011-04-16T04:21:56","slug":"woody-allen-philoscophizin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2006\/woody-allen-philoscophizin\/","title":{"rendered":"9.0 Crimes and Misdemeanors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We seem to watch a Woody Allen movie every other week or so, and almost always love them &#8211; OK, we recently fell asleep on a late late night of watching &#8220;Life and Death&#8221; but fortunately woke up in time to nearly vomit with laughter at the ending scene (no spoilers allowed, sorry).  There is so much to enjoy in his stuff &#8211; outlandish slapstick physical comedy that would make Benny Hill and Mel Brooks proud, unmatched philosophical perspectives &#8211; no one else is even in the <strong>ballpark<\/strong> on that one, fantastic characters all over the place, and plenty of poignancy and irony.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s nearly always center-stage, so if you are intolerant of his philosophically-driven cynicism, hypochondria and paranoia, or outright goofiness, sure it might not be your thing.  (Ed.: he <em>married his daughter<\/em>.  Rebuttal: Celebrities are allowed a few eccentricities!  Ed.: Let me repeat&#8230; his <em>daughter!<\/em>  Rebuttal reprise: I just said to Andrea &#8220;there must be a word to describe old guys that like younger women&#8221; and got the irony-laden response: &#8220;yeah normal&#8221;)  But personally he&#8217;s made my life just a little bit richer.  Don&#8217;t miss this one in particular &#8211; it boasts a central story on the inevitability of justice, reaching Poe-like intensity before&#8230; well, like I said, no spoilers.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedigitalmachine.com\/images\/crimes_and_misdemeanors.jpg?w=656\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We seem to watch a Woody Allen movie every other week or so, and almost always love them &#8211; OK, we recently fell asleep on a late late night of watching &#8220;Life and Death&#8221; but fortunately woke up in time to nearly vomit with laughter at the ending scene (no spoilers allowed, sorry). There is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2006\/woody-allen-philoscophizin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">9.0 Crimes and Misdemeanors<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-only-cool-movies","category-reviews"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9M0Zg-2B","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":70,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2003\/good-times\/","url_meta":{"origin":161,"position":0},"title":"Return to the Homeland","author":"m","date":"March 11, 2003","format":false,"excerpt":"The family and I had a great time in sunny Florida seeing all the Miller relatives. 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