{"id":2988,"date":"2020-02-23T16:47:39","date_gmt":"2020-02-23T21:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/?p=2988"},"modified":"2020-03-10T00:33:35","modified_gmt":"2020-03-10T04:33:35","slug":"painful-memories-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2020\/painful-memories-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Painful memories 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>On one of my ex&#8217;es birthdays many years ago, I had spent the week earlier working on an artistic rendition of a poem by one of her favorite poets, sadly scrawled on the largest canvas I could think of, the drywall in the garage. I added a simple happy line of my own at the end. When I took off her blindfold to reveal the surprise, she was horrified that I had the arrogance to pervert such perfection. Soon after, as her disgust grew, I painted it back over in white and shame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can remember neither the poem nor the poet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>: It turns out there is precedent, thanks to a belated unearthing of yet another Vonnegut gem. However, I cannot hold KV directly responsible for the transgression, as he always breaks the fourth wall via a safety net named Kilgore Trout, or in this case, his son or some such, who writes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"2560\" data-attachment-id=\"3035\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2020\/painful-memories-1\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-jpg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?fit=1440%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1440,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wp-15838146240053925934361545553531.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?fit=338%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?fit=338%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3035\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?w=1440&amp;ssl=1 1440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?resize=338%2C600&amp;ssl=1 338w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?resize=56%2C100&amp;ssl=1 56w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?resize=864%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 864w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bitpost.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/wp-15838146240053925934361545553531-scaled.jpg?w=1312&amp;ssl=1 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If only I had the balls to own it like Kurt&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On one of my ex&#8217;es birthdays many years ago, I had spent the week earlier working on an artistic rendition of a poem by one of her favorite poets, sadly scrawled on the largest canvas I could think of, the drywall in the garage. I added a simple happy line of my own at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2020\/painful-memories-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Painful memories 1<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9M0Zg-Mc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":256,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2007\/beatnik-day-for-reiley-and-me\/","url_meta":{"origin":2988,"position":0},"title":"Beatnik day for Reiley and me","author":"m","date":"October 15, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Reiley and I had a fun day yesterday. 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