{"id":43,"date":"2002-09-10T03:23:24","date_gmt":"2002-09-10T03:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2008-07-07T12:16:47","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T17:16:47","slug":"step-away-from-the-facial-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2002\/step-away-from-the-facial-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Why is everyone so hostile?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The
\nOK, I was trying to be my usual goofball self but how could I predict such a severe backlash?! Top comments…<\/p>\n

  • Andrea started the day off in the right direction with “By the way, that looks stuoooOOpid.”\n<\/li>\n
  • Abhi only had two words for me all day: “French Painter!”\n<\/li>\n
  • Chau was the first (but not last) to say “You missed a spot” and “Looks like you’ve got something on yer chin you forgot to wipe off…”\n<\/li>\n
  • Mehdi was the most open-minded – “Looks playful, have fun with it!”\n<\/li>\n
  • Then Mark grounded me again with “That’s f***ckin’ weird, dude”\n<\/li>\n
  • Prashanth: “You look like Charlie Chaplin”\n<\/li>\n
  • After I told Ginnie Beth what Andrea said, she immediately followed with “I agree with your wife” – thanks, GB – but then added “but it’s OK to look stupid”… very politic…\n<\/li>\n
  • Zac: “I can’t even look at him”\n<\/li>\n
  • William: “You and Doug will have to get together, you’re lookalikes!” Very funny William…\n<\/li>\n
  • and the grand finale goes to Jason – “What the hell’s that?? Holy sh** you look like some old guy… What is that crap? You look really dumb.” followed shortly thereafter with “What’s up, Tom Selleck? You look like a 70’s porn star.”\n

    Don’t feel bad for me, though, I’m already plotting my revenge…
    \n
    \nRead on…<\/p>\n<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    VENGENCE IS MINE! On a dare from Andrea, I went as far as I could to aggravate my previous assailants. No one was impressed. Why did no one fear the wrath of the angry Amish guy??!?<\/p>\n

    Can you figure out which of the following is NOT a representation of Abraham Lincoln?<\/p>\n

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