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Revelation 3:20 begins &#8220;Behold, I stand at the door and knock.&#8221;  Genesis 3:10 reads, &#8220;I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock Knock&#8230; The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote &#8220;Revelation 3:20&#8221; on the back and stuck it in the door. 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