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I can now wrestle with the dogs and girls without nose dings!  :P<\/p>\n<p>Go do it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually did it a couple weeks ago, but felt no reason to comment until things stabilized. I give it two thumbs up. No serious discomfort, even during the operation, which took all of about 10 minutes. My eyes are a bit dry at times, the only down side. Within 20 hours I had 20\/20 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2003\/my-moderm-medical-miracle\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I got LASIK&#8217;ed!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9M0Zg-1q","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":64,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2003\/whos-there\/","url_meta":{"origin":88,"position":0},"title":"Knock knock&#8230;","author":"m","date":"February 19, 2003","format":false,"excerpt":"Knock Knock... 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