{"id":95,"date":"2004-01-02T02:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-02T02:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2008-07-08T22:16:27","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T03:16:27","slug":"there-be-murder-in-the-air","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2004\/there-be-murder-in-the-air\/","title":{"rendered":"HTHAM: The Grapes of Frath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The neighborhood got together for a &#8220;How To Host A Murder&#8221; party on New Year&#8217;s Eve, aka Larry&#8217;s birthday.  It was a hit!  Larry stormed around as the captain, yelling &#8220;don&#8217;t call it a boat, it&#8217;s not a boat, it&#8217;s a ship!&#8221; and &#8220;I don&#8217;t remember what I was doing, I was drunk at the time&#8230;&#8221;.  Scott was decked out in a racing jacket and gloves, and Greg played out the accusatory investment banker perfectly.  All the ladies were &#8220;dressed to kill&#8221;, which played out perfectly, as they all ended up running brothels or being romantically linked to the deceased.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>To cap it all off, the role of the murdered host was played by none other than&#8230; Michael Jackson.  Perfect casting!<\/td>\n<td>\n<center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thedigitalmachine.com\/images\/HTHAM_1_victim.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thedigitalmachine.com\/images\/HTHAM_1_victim_tn.jpg?w=656\"\/><\/a><\/center>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nEverybody had a blast, and we hope to do it again some time soon.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thedigitalmachine.com\/images\/HTHAM_1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thedigitalmachine.com\/images\/HTHAM_1_tn.jpg?w=656\"\/><\/a><\/center><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The neighborhood got together for a &#8220;How To Host A Murder&#8221; party on New Year&#8217;s Eve, aka Larry&#8217;s birthday. It was a hit! Larry stormed around as the captain, yelling &#8220;don&#8217;t call it a boat, it&#8217;s not a boat, it&#8217;s a ship!&#8221; and &#8220;I don&#8217;t remember what I was doing, I was drunk at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2004\/there-be-murder-in-the-air\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">HTHAM: The Grapes of Frath<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,2,6,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-my-rowdy-friends","category-daily-life","category-gaming","category-lol"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9M0Zg-1x","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":249,"url":"https:\/\/bitpost.com\/blog\/2007\/memorial-day-boat-trip\/","url_meta":{"origin":95,"position":0},"title":"Memorial Day boat trip","author":"m","date":"May 29, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"For Memorial Day, we decided it was time to break out the 4-man inflatable boat that Santa brought. 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