ScrewTheMouse

MOTHERFUCKTHEMOUSE.COM

           register the domain
           point it to a tdm_wiki page
           blog about it, pointing to the wiki page

           graphic: dildo between kb and mouse, hand going back and forth across it

           mice are for consumers
           keyboards are for producers

               DON'T EXPECT ME TO USE A TOOL WITHOUT FULL KEYBOARD SUPPORT
                   bash can be done
                   eclipse can be done
                   emacs can be done
                   firefox can be done
                       requires a LOT of tabbing - just hold it down
                       ctrl-F6 to move through panes
                   firebug = ?
                   wordpress authoring = ?
                   wikipedia authoring = ?
                   ddd = ?
                   xchat = ?
                   fluxbox 
                       supports kb desktop switching, window switching, etc.
                       minimal tiling via KB - i want more!
                   windows UI
                       pretty good, even start menu can be used
                           CTRL-ESC, ESC, TAB through toolbars
                           gets stuck on expanding toolbars
                   kdiff3
                       can't select text in comparison windows
                   clearcase
                       can't select branches/versions without the FUCKINGMOUSE
                   synergy
                       COMPLETELY mouse-based
                       add support to jump to desktops via keyboard, please!
                   linux cut and paste - GET A FUCKING CLUE.  TAKE THE VOW WITH ME:

                       i hereby swear to NEVER AGAIN CLICK MY TREMBLING MIDDLE FINGER ON THE SLIPPERY MOUSEWHEEL "BUTTON"
                       INTO SOME SMALL TEXT REGION IN THE HOPES THAT IT WILL PASTE CORRECTLY.
                       I AM SAVING MY MIDDLE FINGER FOR THOSE WHO STAND IN MY WAY!

                   I am declaring WAR, MOTHERFUCKERS.