Prashanth: “Here’s a quiz. Who invented Calculus?”
Me: “I dunno, Pythagoras? Euclid?”
Prashanth: “Nope, it was EINSTEIN!”
Me: “Aaaaaaaappp! WRONG ANSWER!”
Still convinced he was right, Baby Bird started digging for the answer. When dates like 300 AD started popping up, he got a little concerned. Turns out that if there is an “inventor”, credit would go to Newton, or perhaps Leibniz.