I have ONE option for high-speed residential service, Time Warner.

It’s $78 for 300Mbps, which is good.  But stick to consumption-only, you sad lonely couch potato.

If you want a static IP so you can actually PARTICIPATE in the internet, you’ll have to pay for “Business Class”, which is $129 for 15 up 2 down Mbps.  Yes, THIRTY THREE POINT OH EIGHT times more expensive.

(300Mbps / $78) / (15Mbps / $129) = 33.08

Here’s the email I sent back to the sales rep (who was a total sweetheart, by the way – she was not the problem):

Thank you so much Kathleen for setting this up.  I realize this is a full service contract, but as I mentioned on the phone, all I need in addition to my great residential service is a single static IP address.  I just can’t justify the cost.  I can set up a server with a static IP on Amazon’s AWS for one hundredth the cost.  Do you see the price structure changing any time soon?

I blame you the voter, for voting for ass-kissing politicians, who allow companies like Time Warner to pass their own legislation crushing community broadband effort.  P0wn3d!  😛

I cloned a Windows machine today on AWS.  So easy, immediate creation of a fully-configured Windows machine, including all software.  Linux set this cloning standard, Windows has to keep up.  Think about how disruptive this is.  I don’t see how the CEOs at Microsoft are sleeping well, they are having to let go of everything that made Windows the bottomless cash pit it has been for decades.  Software developers as well.  The King is dead, long live the King…

Note to self: get into this phabricator command line fu.

Why do people use Github?  Oh, because they are lazy.

Rant is on the wiki about typical problems.

Once you get into gentoo python dependency issues, it can be a long ugly haul out.  For this one, I had to clean out hundreds of lines in packages.keywords that portage had added over the years, rerun it to let it add a bunch more lines, run dispatch-conf to accept them, and only then get past my blockers.

I believe I have lived and loved and learned and I’m ready to let someone else manage my linux package dependencies.  For now and foreverer more.

I love you gentoo but I fear I must break up with you.  For my sake, not yours.  So long and thanks for all the compiles.