OK, y’all, git yer guns, we’re going to war with anybody that screws with our oil supply! No high school diploma required (y’all just leave that edumacation stuff to the rich, now)…
Then hold on to them guns, you can use ’em to take one last potshot at the United Corporations of America just before they steamroll ya…
Why are the American people so easily duped? < *sigh*>
