The world’s greatest practical joke site was created recently. It’s called NiceCritic, and I got victimized today at work. When I sat down at my computers this morning, my inbox had this to say:
- It seems like your thong is showing. – an anonymous “nice critic”
Now I received the message at work, so it had to be from a coworker. But seriously, there are very few practical jokers left at my work after years of attrition. And when you receive your first “nice criticism” out of the blue, it’s a whole new experience in paranoia. I was wracking my head ALL DAY LONG trying to figure out if someone saw me biking to work in my bike shorts and mistook them for a failed attempt at putting my (sexy) clothes on in the right order.
Well, after getting crank-emailed on my college buddies’ email chain (they are pros at this kind of thing – before I noticed, they had planned a full-blown reunion in my attic – people were buying airplane tickets thinking I was begging them to come see my “renovations” – but I digress…), I figured there’s no time like the present for a little revenge. So – fair warning if you read this my pals – you’ve been nicecritic’ed today…
Hurry up and use the site, I’m sure it won’t be long before some disgruntled hacker DDOS‘es the thing into oblivion because he was told his feet smell one. too. many. times.
UPDATE: Wow, that was scary fun. I might need therapy…
- Doug needs to stop patting people on the bottom
- As everyone knows, Mark’s pants are a bit too tight lately
- Ken needs a breath mint
- Erik has worn heels on his shoes
- Sounds like it’s time for Keith to visit the barber
- I hope Mike soon realizes that “yelling doesn’t help morale”
- Kevin needs to look people in the eye when he shakes hands
- Unfortunately, Paul doesn’t release his hug in a timely manner
So I was searching for something else and one of your blog posts shows up in Google and then I find this… are you serious? You are going to take on ALL of us at once in pranking? Hmm… that could be a lot of fun… for us!!!
And are you saying my shoes are old or have included stilettos?
I won’t say anything to the rest until they find this… but be prepared for an 18-wheeler of rescued chickens to arrive at your work for MDM or MBM or whatever you go by these days… that will teach them what attrition really means!
All in good fun, my friend. Glad you found my post, now shhhhh….