The world’s greatest practical joke site was created recently. It’s called NiceCritic, and I got victimized today at work. When I sat down at my computers this morning, my inbox had this to say:
It seems like your thong is showing. – an anonymous “nice critic”
Now I received the message at work, so it had to be from a coworker. But seriously, there are very few practical jokers left at my work after years of attrition. And when you receive your first “nice criticism” out of the blue, it’s a whole new experience in paranoia. I was wracking my head ALL DAY LONG trying to figure out if someone saw me biking to work in my bike shorts and mistook them for a failed attempt at putting my (sexy) clothes on in the right order.
Well, after getting crank-emailed on my college buddies’ email chain (they are pros at this kind of thing – before I noticed, they had planned a full-blown reunion in my attic – people were buying airplane tickets thinking I was begging them to come see my “renovations” – but I digress…), I figured there’s no time like the present for a little revenge. So – fair warning if you read this my pals – you’ve been nicecritic’ed today…
Hurry up and use the site, I’m sure it won’t be long before some disgruntled hacker DDOS‘es the thing into oblivion because he was told his feet smell one. too. many. times.
UPDATE: Wow, that was scary fun. I might need therapy…
- Doug needs to stop patting people on the bottom
- As everyone knows, Mark’s pants are a bit too tight lately
- Ken needs a breath mint
- Erik has worn heels on his shoes
- Sounds like it’s time for Keith to visit the barber
- I hope Mike soon realizes that “yelling doesn’t help morale”
- Kevin needs to look people in the eye when he shakes hands
- Unfortunately, Paul doesn’t release his hug in a timely manner
