Here kitty kitty…

Via email…

A colleague’s niece is from the south. She routinely took her cat in for a line cut, which means the groomer cuts off fur below the tummy where it can get matted and dirty. She moved to Chicago and took the cat to the groomer and asked for a line cut, but with her accent, the groomer heard, “lion cut.” This is how the cat came back. I think the look on its face just says it all (look at both pics).

Republicans take over…

OK, y’all, git yer guns, we’re going to war with anybody that screws with our oil supply! No high school diploma required (y’all just leave that edumacation stuff to the rich, now)…

Then hold on to them guns, you can use ’em to take one last potshot at the United Corporations of America just before they steamroll ya…

Why are the American people so easily duped? < *sigh*>